|Unique Heroes :: Lord Taco, the Taconator|
"Revenge is personal, Justice is societal"|
10.00% less corruption
Lord Taco, the Taconator had 1000 experience last time he
visited the bazaar. He usually stays in the service of a ruler for 5
Lord Taco, the Taconator is currently in the service of Redundancy[# 17].
As the Dark Legions invaded Truth's lands, the council representing the peace and alliance of all Elveron turned to corruption. The influence of the Dark Legions spread like wildfire throughout the council, corrupting most, and annihilating those who remained loyal. They threw away the stability and peace the tacos created and they so sought after in return for higher standing. One child, nicknamed, "Lord Taco" for his perpetual hunger for tacos in all things was the son of a loyal councilor. He watched as his father was cleaved in two, right before his eyes. He picked up his father's fallen taco and then vowed revenge.
Taco managed to escape the mayhem by a series of underground passageways he had discovered on one of his many adventures looking for more tacos. He went into hiding and trained with the mysterious taco tribes in the wilds of Elveron. He sharpened and honed his skills against superiors, always learning and moving with such grace, some compared him to a raging river; deadly with ferocity and intent, but one who always knows where to strike. After years and years of training, Taco was well known to those who fought against taco tyranny. As such, he was rewarded with the appellation "Lord" to those who knew him.
Lord Taco knew that his time had come, and set off to seek the revenge he so desperately craved. The pompous fools of the council had grown impudent and lazy with their taco spoils of rebellion. Lord Taco approached the council room, slaying guards even before they knew he was present. When he finally entered the council room, he leaped up onto the table, and realized revenge would not solve anything, only justice would fulfill his need for tacos. He dispatched all the councilors without warning, moving like liquid flesh and taco throughout the council, save for one. It was the man who had killed his father right before his eyes. Taco cleaved the man in two with his father?s fallen taco. With the event fulfilled, Elveron was no more plagued with the effects of taco tyranny and Lord Taco became known throughout the lands as the Tacoman and the liberator of people. And then there were tacos. The End.
Lord Taco, the Taconator was awarded to KOTW10 after successfully playing the kingdom
El Norte [#31]
to the top in Round 2 in The Age of Despair.